Post by The Big Bifford on Apr 1, 2020 22:27:47 GMT -6
From OCW's Code of Silence
March 29th, 2015
~Alice lifts Dan up onto the top turnbuckle. She climbs atop the turnbuckle with him. Both competitors are now standing at the top as Alice has Dan bent over and is looking to deliver a top rope Apache. Dan, though, jerks up, slamming the back of his head into Alice’s jaw!! Alice sways back, almost falling to the mat. Dan stands upright and he throws a vicious elbow into Alice’s face!! Alice flies off the top rope and lands in the center of the ring with a loud thud~
Smith: NO!
Hood: Yes! This one is fucking over!
Smith: Not yet, maybe he’s got oil on his shoe or something...maybe he’ll slip...maybe an opera light will fall on him!
Hood: Pull yourself together, man!
~Dan leaps off, flying through the air with tremendous grace in performing his patented Swanton Bomb (The ENDD). He lands right on top of Alice!!! Dan then hooks her leg as Scruff slides in, making the count~
1!
2!
3!!!!
~The bell rings as the crowd goes up in cheers, applauding Dan’s efforts in his return match to OCW. Dan gets to his feet as Scruff hands him the Paradigm Championship while raising his hand in victory~
Belvedere: Here is your winner...AND THE NEW OCW PARADIGM CHAMPION...DANGEROUS DAN!!!!!
Smith: Well heck
Hood: Fucking Dangerous Dan...while I’ve never been a fan, I must say he looked great tonight...disposing of a Hall of Famer, no less.
Smith: Disposing is a bit hard, outlasting is what I’d prefer.
Hood: Meh, whatever, the fact is that mother fucker won and your roommate has done nothing but SUCK since you guys moved in together.
Smith: *sniffle*
~Suddenly, “Gangsta’s Paradise” by Coolio hits as the fans all stand and turn, looking at the entrance~
Smith: Wait a minute...that’s The Big Bifford’s theme!!
Hood: Shit JUST GOT REAL
~Dan rolls his eyes as he stands on the middle turnbuckle with his title draped over his shoulder, staring at the entrance. The look on Dan’s face tells the story, while bored with Bifford’s antics, he is ready to accept any and all challengers. Several moments pass by as nothing happens~
Smith: Is he not coming?
Hood: Maybe he just wanted to blast some Coolio inside a world famous opera house
Smith: That...that would not surprise me
~Suddenly, the music comes to abrupt halt as a Scythe falls from the ceiling, landing in the middle of the ring. A few fans shriek as it almost hits Alice Knight. Dan turns around and looks at the Scythe before his theme, “Don’t Stop” by Foster the People starts to play~
Smith: Bifford is out to get Alice!!
Hood: No, that was an attempt at mind games, I think...who the hell knows when it comes to Bifford, honestly.
Smith: Just as long as he stays away from Alice
Hood: I don’t think that’s going to be a problem
~With his music blaring and the Paradigm Title over his shoulder, Dan exits the ring, confident any Bifford-like attacks are not on the horizon~