"She Said YOO HOO!" A Fax Statement from Alice to GCWA
Apr 14, 2020 14:29:35 GMT -6
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Post by Alice Knight on Apr 14, 2020 14:29:35 GMT -6
Straight from the Mustard Factory. A FAX is sent to the GCWA's office.
"Dear Mr. Jonathan Bore-ows and the rest of the GCWA management. With much thought over my match with Aaron Warthog on this upcoming GCWA Inferno. I respectfully refuse to do the match due to lack of respect to myself and the rest of the Mustard Factory from the GCWA. I understand that you promised the live audience and TV audience a 'Alice Knight' match, which is always a show stealer and sometimes even what the paying audience has come to see and experience. I'm afraid that this will not be the case on Friday nights Inferno. Alice will sit at the mustard factory until she is given the proper respect she deserves from GCWA. You can spin this anyway you like, but Alice Knight will not be attendance this week at Inferno. With all the respect in the world, your OWL is NIGHT, Alice Knight. Thank you."
Alice stands over Shootah who is finishing typing out and sending the letter via a FAX.
Alice: That came out well, right?
Shootah: I think so...
Alice hands him back his cup of noodles and kisses him on the forehead.
Alice: Sorry, for the bad language before. But thanks for helping me out, Shoot'.
Shootah gobbles down the noodles and crawls away as Alice sits down in the chair looking at the FAX machine.
"Dear Mr. Jonathan Bore-ows and the rest of the GCWA management. With much thought over my match with Aaron Warthog on this upcoming GCWA Inferno. I respectfully refuse to do the match due to lack of respect to myself and the rest of the Mustard Factory from the GCWA. I understand that you promised the live audience and TV audience a 'Alice Knight' match, which is always a show stealer and sometimes even what the paying audience has come to see and experience. I'm afraid that this will not be the case on Friday nights Inferno. Alice will sit at the mustard factory until she is given the proper respect she deserves from GCWA. You can spin this anyway you like, but Alice Knight will not be attendance this week at Inferno. With all the respect in the world, your OWL is NIGHT, Alice Knight. Thank you."
Alice stands over Shootah who is finishing typing out and sending the letter via a FAX.
Alice: That came out well, right?
Shootah: I think so...
Alice hands him back his cup of noodles and kisses him on the forehead.
Alice: Sorry, for the bad language before. But thanks for helping me out, Shoot'.
Shootah gobbles down the noodles and crawls away as Alice sits down in the chair looking at the FAX machine.
