Post by Dylan Thomas on Sept 9, 2019 9:52:16 GMT -6
'Good afternoon. Some of you may have heard the utterly preposterous claim that my husband, Dylan Thomas is currently in the holding cells of the Los Angeles Police Department. I'm going on record right now to say that this is utter garbage. What happened last night was a misunderstanding, nothing more. I personally have the LAPD Chief of Police and the District Attorney on speed dial and I have told them precisely what happened last night. Dylan is safe at home with me. My thanks go out to Jonathan and Hunter Barrows for looking into the matter but I want to stress that these rumours are false and nothing happened. Everything is fine.'
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