Post by Savage on May 6, 2020 17:41:37 GMT -6
Reports out of Barrows Island has been flying fast and furiously since B.O.T.B., but now, the world finally knows the truth after evidence came to light...
Tony Savage did, INDEED, take a shit in kitchen sink of John Barrows' house.
What Tony did was raggedy as fuck! Like, Nobel Prize winning pettiness!Says a security guard who worked the scene. He asked to have his identity concealed out of fear of retaliation....
*cough* *cough* Craig Gibson 1785 Colton Lane, Fort Worth, drives a purple Prius *cough*
As he continued to describe the fecal focused folly, he seemed to have an unusual amount of expertise on it.
I can tell by the color and splatter pattern that Tony had eaten nothing but dandelion greens, curry goat, and gin for a week. It was fluid enough to splatter all over the sink and part of the counter top, but solid enough to thoroughly clog the drain.
His account of the action became more graphic as the obviously intoxicated rent a cop commenced...
And the smell...yo! Like if dirty assholes had sex in a Red Lobster dumpster near a tire fire, bruh. I mean, like, he might have colon cancer or some sit going on. That smelt medically bad.
Nobody else has been available for comment, and who can blame them? hopefully, GCWA News will have no more late breaking developments on this story, cause this is some nasty, trifling fuckery!
Can't believe I went from Emmy winning local reporter on the rise to THIS SHIT!!! Don't do cocaine, kids. Don't even try it.
Tony Savage did, INDEED, take a shit in kitchen sink of John Barrows' house.
What Tony did was raggedy as fuck! Like, Nobel Prize winning pettiness!Says a security guard who worked the scene. He asked to have his identity concealed out of fear of retaliation....
*cough* *cough* Craig Gibson 1785 Colton Lane, Fort Worth, drives a purple Prius *cough*
As he continued to describe the fecal focused folly, he seemed to have an unusual amount of expertise on it.
I can tell by the color and splatter pattern that Tony had eaten nothing but dandelion greens, curry goat, and gin for a week. It was fluid enough to splatter all over the sink and part of the counter top, but solid enough to thoroughly clog the drain.
His account of the action became more graphic as the obviously intoxicated rent a cop commenced...
And the smell...yo! Like if dirty assholes had sex in a Red Lobster dumpster near a tire fire, bruh. I mean, like, he might have colon cancer or some sit going on. That smelt medically bad.
Nobody else has been available for comment, and who can blame them? hopefully, GCWA News will have no more late breaking developments on this story, cause this is some nasty, trifling fuckery!
Can't believe I went from Emmy winning local reporter on the rise to THIS SHIT!!! Don't do cocaine, kids. Don't even try it.
